August 24, 2009

Things My Teenager Will Not Do on Sunday Mornings:

1. Wear a t-shirt to church that reads, "Most of the people who drive me nuts are in my family."
2. (If I have a girl) Wear shorts that are so short that not even a public school's dress code would allow them.
3. Wear anything grungier than what they wear to school.
4. Skip the service to hang out with friends in the foyer (or anywhere else).
5. Have a cell phone at church.
6. Have an iPod at church.

This list was inspired by some observations I made at church yesterday.

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