The Gospel

Below is a video of one of my favorite preachers, Mark Driscoll, on the Gospel. It's only three minutes long, and I don't know if I've ever seen a more complete description of the Gospel given in that amount of time.

For the record, my rough estimation is that somewhere around 50-60% of this would be left out or glazed over if Brian McLaren or Rob Bell were asked to explain the Gospel in three minutes. (I don't want this to sound like an emergent church-bashing post. In reality, as I finished McLaren's book last night, I thought about how a good chunk of it could actually be very useful reading -- and in fact was for me. I would probably even recommend it for certain friends of mine. I just think that there's a dangerous lack of truth in the overall message we seem to hear from such fellows, whom I will likely continue to read and engage with my thoughts.)

So here's the video,

The right NOT to be offended?

Sorry if you're offended by multiple short posts within a few minutes of each other, but I just read a very interesting article by Al Mohler on the culture of offendedness. You ought to check it out and then comment here with your thoughts. I like conversation.

Rickey Henderson: Funny

Rickey Henderson has just been inducted into the Hall of Fame. From another blog I linked to this site which has some classic quotes from Henderson. They're very funny. My favorite, in case you're interested, is #22.

McLaren and me (not quite as catchy as McGee & Me)

I'm nearing the end of reading A Generous Orthodoxy by Brian McLaren. I've never really written a book review before, and you're kidding yourself if that's what you think this is... but I thought I'd share some first impressions and thoughts about what I've read so far.

I chose to read this particular book on the emergent church because a) I already own it & it's just been sitting on my shelf for more than a year now, and 2) from what I've heard and read it's been touted as the definitive manifesto for today's emergent church (can "definitive" and "emergent church" be together in one sentence and not be an oxymoron?), and so I figured that if I'm going to graduate from an evangelical seminary there might be some people I come across in whatever ministry God points me to who assume I know something about the emergent church and I'd like not to disappoint them. So here we go.

First of all let me say that McLaren is an engaging writer, and it's not at all hard for me to see how he's published a dozen+ books, most of which sell quite well. He has a clear passion to move Christianity beyond liberal vs. conservative bickering, and his viewpoint largely seems to have grown out of a reaction to ultra-right wing conservative fundamentalist Christians who you're likely to see on television a lot (not often being painted in a positive light at all).

As is made clear in McLaren's subtitle (visible in the above picture), his desire is to essentially take the best from all of the pockets of Christianity and mold them into a kind of open-minded, tolerant community of believers who follow the teachings of Jesus. In multiple places throughout the book McLaren tells his audience that it's important to stick to the fundamentals of the faith, which he clearly defines as loving God, and loving your neighbor (with everyone on the planet falling to the "neighbor" category). One of the big problems he has with many Christians today is that they've expanded the fundamentals to include things like the inspiration and inerrancy of scripture, and penal substitutionary atonement. McLaren, however, seems to believe that if we simply love God and love other people then Christianity is much more likely to connect to our postmodern culture, and we will be able to take the world for Christ.

If I were to summarize McLaren's position as I understand it (I'm about 80% of the way through the book) I would say that he believes that following the teachings of Jesus is what's most important (and primarily the love God & others command), and therefore we need to love everyone, be in community with everyone, let the Holy Spirit guide our direction through experience, and be pacifists (or at least pacifist sympathizers with the hope and goal of bringing the world to a place where everyone is a pacifist). On the flip side he would argue that we need to grow out of our in/out theology where there are some who are "in" or "born again" who are going to heaven and everyone else is "out" and therefore going to hell. McLaren relates a story in which his college-age son admits that he's struggling spiritually. He goes on, "Dad, if Christianity is true then nearly everyone I love is going to be tortured in the fires of hell forever. And if it's not true, then life has no meaning. I just wish there were a better option." McLaren tells us that when he heard his son say those things his heart broke as he realized that that is the picture of Christianity his son, and probably most Christians, have. It seems that the goal of this book is largely to correct such thinking.

From what I've learned about the emergent church before and outside of reading this book, McLaren's theology and teachings in A Generous Orthodoxy are very much represtentative of them.

And it's too bad.

Completely lacking from McLaren's theology is anything about the harder parts of the Bible. The only time I have come across the word "atonement" in the whole book is when, as I mentioned above, he is pointing out how conservative evangelicals have broadened the definition of "fundamentals" to include it. I do think McLaren's right about a lot of things: The Christianity that most people see on television which says you must vote republican, fight against gun control laws, homosexuality, and abortion, support wars, and tell all your non-Christian friends that they're going to hell is probably not what Jesus meant when he sent his disciples out as witnesses, but McLaren's theology, I believe, could accurately be described as dangerous, bordering on devastating. The Gospel message is NOT, as McLaren would apparently have you believe, that we can all get along in a God-loving community if we stick to the teachings of Jesus. It's that Jesus was crucified in your place on the cross as a sacrifice for sin and that he rose again the third day, conquering death forever. Why doesn't the emergent church ever want to get into the hard stuff? I'm guessing that in all his books, you'll never hear McLaren talk about the reality of sin and its impact on the human race (unless it's the "sin" of intolerance, which creates an unappealing "in vs. out" mentality).

In fact, it seems to me that if Jesus never was crucified or resurrected or if he never ascended to heaven... McLaren's theology would not be threatened at all. Without the atonement Jesus was still a good teacher who gave us good standards to live by, so let's all focus on those and try to get along.

(When I bring my book to work with me, my coworker will ask, "Is McLaren annoying you yet?" For the first almost half of the book my answer was, "Not really." As it's become clearer and clearer that his bottom line is essentially, "Let's all be nice to each other," my answer has changed. There is real truth, Mr. McLaren.)

To infinity... and BEYOND!

On this, the 40-year anniversary of the day when Neil Armstrong and Buzz Lightyear (I mean Aldrin) became the first humans to walk on the moon, I came across this lovely page which has a whole bunch of photos from before, during, and after the Apollo 11 mission. They are VERY cool, and if you've got a few minutes you should scroll through them.

Green: Probably my third or fourth favorite color.

Not to sound like a planet-hater, but here's a very good article about why you're not necessarily the devil if you think it's okay that there are people who still use fossil fuels.

Albert

I've got to share this because I'm a huge Albert Pujols fan. This article in Sports Illustrated this week is a conversation about whether or not he's the most perfect player baseball has ever seen.

My favorite part of the article: If Pujols repeated his poorest season 11 times he'd be a sure-fire Hall of Famer.

Redbox

For more than a year now Elizabeth and I have "played the system" regarding Redbox movie rentals. Each Monday Redbox would send out a free rental code. What we found out was that Redbox tracks the use of the code by the credit card you scan, so if you have more than one credit card you can use the code for each card. That means that on any given Monday night we would have up to four Redbox movies to watch (which aren't due until the next night at 9 pm, so we could watch some on Tuesday too, if we had the time).

Unfortunately, Redbox must have come to its senses (I wonder how many people only ever used the free rentals and never paid for one, like us) because they have discontinued the free movie Mondays and have replaced them with a free rental code only on the first Monday of each month. So we watched one movie last night and have three more at home that we'll try to fit in before 9 o'clock tonight!

That's my whole story.

A tasty omelet

The other day on a show called "Man vs. Food" I watched a guy try to finish off a 12-egg omelet that was filled with cheese, salsa, chile, and sour cream. He also had to eat a helping of toast and a side of hashbrowns. He didn't make it.

I was inspired, because I LOVE eggs. So I made myself a 5-egg omelet with a bunch of cheese. It looked like this. It tasted fantastic. I might make another one this week sometime.

Skypers

If anyone out there uses Skype at all, you should add me to your contacts (jakerohde), or let me know what your Skype name is so I can add you to mine. I'm not on often, but it'd be nice to be able to converse with you periodically so we can still be friends.

Mom and dad, how come you haven't been on since February? Joel and Pam, do you Skype? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?