How Swift Am I?

This morning Elizabeth made a jokingly insulting comment to me and I jokingly responded, "Why you gotta be so mean?" Then I said, "I'm just like Taylor Swift" (whose latest song includes the refrain "why you gotta be so mean?"). Then she laughed. I said, "What's so funny?" and she said, "Dear, you couldn't be less like Taylor Swift." I'm not sure what she meant by that. I'll let you decide whether or not I'm like Taylor Swift: