my wife the goofball

*Disclaimer: This post is not as awkward or uncomfortable as the first few words might make you think.

Last night when Elizabeth and I were laying in bed, just getting ready to fall asleep, I tried to start a game of "footsie" with her (which I know she doesn't like).

Elizabeth: I'm gonna punch you. (15 seconds of silence... I think she's probably asleep, and then...) In case you die during the night, I don't want the last words I ever said to you to be "I'm gonna punch you," so... I love you!